Speaking of which, Cat Lady recently decided to not get buried next to her third husband. Her name and birth-year are already carved in their previously-joint tombstone, so she's toying with the idea of completing the inscription as, "1942 - Never!", mostly to confuse the absolute daylights out of 25th Century anthropologists. Her funeral director loves the idea... gotta know how to put the word "fun" in "funeral"! :-)
Speaking of which, maybe I should pitch the idea of my ghost-writing self-written obituaries to said funeral director, as part of her larger pre-need funeral planning package. Seems to be a potentially rather nice-sized business.