David Beroff (d4b) wrote,
David Beroff

Application to a smart-*ss potential client

Do you have at least Prosumer level mic and a quiet room? Give details of your gear.

My recording equipment is a Samson C01U Pro USB Studio Condenser Microphone, with a pop filter, of course.

Yes, my area is treated for sound conditioning.

When can you start? When can you deliver?

I've already started!!  I'm just waiting for you to approve the work; LOL!!

But seriously, folks... I can get this started and finished today, 'cuz obviously tomorrow, everyone's GOING TO GRANDMAS!!

What will you use for post?

Audacity for post-editing, Dropbox for posting your deliverables, and TUMS to post down the PUMPKIN PIE!

If we want to stop a zombie apocalypse or just robots on this post in general, who is the current US president?

Do you REALLY think that Barack Obama can stop the ZOMBIES with his current non-intervention policies? :-)  How could we get any BOOTS on the ground when they don't even have any FEET!?

Can you avoid monotony by intuitively emphasizing the right words and make the explainer compelling with just your voice? Please provide a link to an example of such:

Well, DUH!!!  Otherwise my middle name would be BORING!  Here are a few quick samples:

"Explainer" videos / commercials:

Please let me know what questions you have.  I'm looking forward to working with you SOON!

(SERIOUSLY, we have to make this happen TODAY!  Click that "Hire Me!" button NOW and stop wasting time with all of these other applicants!)


You still here!?  Click it NOW!!

Tags: earning, outsourcing, voice

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